Tired of sitting at home leading raids on World of Warcraft or spam updating your Twitter? Is your BlackBerry your best friend? Have you looked at all of the “Hottie” pictures on FaceBook? Ready to venture out into the dating world, but you haven’t been on a date since Apple 2C? You need a few tips to get started, and luckily for you, we have them right here.
- If you are a girl, you can probably stop reading this now. It doesn’t actually matter from a guy’s standpoint what you look like or how you act. With proper lighting, you can be a 3-toed sloth eating a plate of entrails, and a guy will want to take you out. Congratulations!
Now that we have managed to stop the girls from reading our secrets (EWWWWW!!! ENTRAILS!!!!), we can get started.
- Using your mouse, click on Google, and type in INDIE BANDS. Copy and paste 10-12 sites to your MySpace or FaceBook page. If necessary, include cover art. Comments such as ” Hauntingly beautiful” and ” Wanton” add to your credibility. Under no circumstances actually listen to the music. It is Vogon Poetry. Truly.
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