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If you’re afraid of confrontation, say it with a T-shirt!

T-shirts are great because they can say what you have always wanted to say, but lack the moral courage (balls) to say. The key to a great t-shirt isn’t the message, but the PLACEMENT. Like real estate, location is the key to having a great tee with a message that really gets what you want to say off your chest without getting your ass beaten.

For the Twitter Nation (What are you doing right now!?)

* Front Side: Tweet!

* Back Side: RT @aplusk Fbk sux.Rly Rly sux.

For Facebook Users (Which Giraffe Spot Pattern are you?!)

* Front Side: Meet new friends every day!

* Back Side: Twitterers are too ugly for Facebook.

War and Peace in 140 characters

Twitterers can update their entire lives within 140 characters. Every space, every punctuation mark, every adjective, noun, and verb is optional. If it gets the message across, 140 characters is optimal. With so many people on Twitter and text messaging, literature as an art form is undergoing radical changes. Imagine What would it have been like in the good old days when Am Lit was a required college course. Let’s take a look!

War and Peace in 140 characters :Rus’n wnter,ballrm dncing, Napl’n Bpte rtrt Mscw, Anastasia, bleak, cold, white dog,borscht,frgid,tundra,french defeated, boiled cabbage…

Ok, that looks easy enough. Let’s try something harder!