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	<description>A ninja and a pirate walk in to a bar...</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 19:58:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Fruit Ninja Halloween Costume</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 19:58:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looking for an awesome costume that is timely, funny and cool?! How about teaming up with your friends and going as a Fruit Ninja?!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looking for an awesome costume that is timely, funny and cool?! How about teaming up with your friends and going as a Fruit Ninja?!</p>
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<p>First, the easy part, ninja costumes are easy to find. For example:<br />
<a href="http://www.spirithalloween.com/boys-costumes_ninja-costumes/">Ninjas</a></p>
<p>Fruit can be a little trickier; first is the DIY route. This involves getting some oversized clothes and stuffing them. See here for a good overview:<br />
<a href="http://family.go.com/halloween-costume-contest/family-group-costumes-2/fruity-people-family-group-costume-1849/">Make your own fruit costume</a></p>
<p>The next option is to buy them, but this gets a little pricey and can be harder to track down. Amazon has a few:</p>
<p>These are a little more affordable, and pre-sliced which works nicely with the fruit ninja theme.<br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Adults-Watermelon-Slice-Halloween-Costume/dp/B002DRJXL0/">Watermelon</a><br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Wedge-Adult-Costume-Large-X-Large-As/dp/B001GJQVZC/">Lime</a></p>
<p>These are a little higher end.<br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Inflatable-Grapes-Adult-Halloween-Costume/dp/B004V2IG7W/">Grapes</a><br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Official-Costumes-Pineapple-Adult-Costume/dp/B002B9XC0S/">Pineapple</a><br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Adult-Lemon-Halloween-Costume-Standard/dp/B001D1FPYQ/">Lemon</a></p>
<p>If you really want to up the level of difficulty you can thrown in a smartphone either separately or for the ninja.<br />
<a href="http://www.pajamacity.com/z-how-to-make-an-iphone-costume.asp/">iPhone</a></p>
<p>Good luck, and enjoy all the extra candy!!</p>
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		<title>Unfortunate Domain Names</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:07:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear...and be misread.

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their web site is www.whorepresents.com.

2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com.

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net.

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com.

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, www.powergenitalia.com.

6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales, www.molestationnursery.com. (This one has been changed...and thankfully so.)

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com.

8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is www.cummingfirst.com.

9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky web site, www.speedofart.com.

These are all legit! (Except number six...they got wise!) ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All of these are legitimate companies that didn&#8217;t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear&#8230;and be misread.</p>
<p>1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their web site is www.whorepresents.com.</p>
<p>2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com.</p>
<p>3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net.</p>
<p>4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com.</p>
<p>5. There&#8217;s the Italian Power Generator company, www.powergenitalia.com.</p>
<p>6. And don&#8217;t forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales, www.molestationnursery.com. (This one has been changed&#8230;and thankfully so.)</p>
<p>7. If you&#8217;re looking for IP computer software, there&#8217;s always www.ipanywhere.com.</p>
<p>8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is www.cummingfirst.com.</p>
<p>9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky web site, www.speedofart.com.</p>
<p>These are all legit! (Except number six&#8230;they got wise!) </p>
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		<title>Religion Flowchart</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:59:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever wondered what religion you should be? Use this handy chart!

<a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/10/Religion-Flowchart_1.jpg"><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/10/Religion-Flowchart_1.jpg" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you ever wondered what religion you should be? Use this handy chart!</p>
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		<title>Need an amputee to complete my Halloween costume</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:42:43 +0000</pubDate>
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Strange and offensive indeed, but who could blame them for their life long fantasy of being Chewbacca carrying around a broken C3PO?!?]]></description>
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<p>Strange and offensive indeed, but who could blame them for their life long fantasy of being Chewbacca carrying around a broken C3PO?!?</p>
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		<title>Franklin vs Belfort vs Snake</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With UFC 103 right around the corner, it is time to introduce a new type of ass kicker to pwntalk.com. We are going to see some more MMA fighters joining our old standbys ninja, pirate and chuck norris. Of course the mix would not be complete without a random unsolicited reference to an internet meme. With that I give you UFC 103 vs Badger badger badger!

<img src="http://pwntalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ufc103vsbadgerbadgerbadger.jpg" alt="UFC 103 vs Badger badger badger" title="UFC 103 vs Badger badger badger" width="600" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-157" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With UFC 103 right around the corner, it is time to introduce a new type of ass kicker to pwntalk.com. We are going to see some more MMA fighters joining our old standbys ninja, pirate and chuck norris. Of course the mix would not be complete without a random unsolicited reference to an internet meme. With that I give you UFC 103 vs Badger badger badger!</p>
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		<title>Keep F***ing that Chicken!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 22:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, that anchor has a fowl mouth!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, that anchor has a fowl mouth!<br />
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		<title>Obama-wan Kenobi</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:29:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I told you he was a Jedi!

<img alt="" src="http://imgur.com/d7kAp.jpg" class="alignnone" width="500" height="663" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I told you he was a Jedi!</p>
<p><img alt="" src="http://imgur.com/d7kAp.jpg" class="alignnone" width="500" height="663" /></p>
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		<title>Facebook Stalker</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 17:59:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can be your Facebook Stalker, I can click away the pain..
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can be your Facebook Stalker, I can click away the pain..</p>
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		<title>Facebook Status-Off</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 19:56:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA["I just threw my vagina at you guys"

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I just threw my vagina at you guys&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Pervvy Wanker</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An important lesson on how not to use Facebook:

<img src="http://imgur.com/6zjNO.jpg" alt="Facebook FAIL" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An important lesson on how not to use Facebook:</p>
<p><img src="http://imgur.com/6zjNO.jpg" alt="Facebook FAIL" /></p>
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