- Be edgy. Pick 5-6 indie bands, preferably emo, and post links to their websites. Never visit the actual sites or listen to their music, but be ready for the influx of girls who like to cut themselves.
- Instantly wtfpwn someone politically, and delete their retort. Cut and paste, and send to your “real” friends. If you don’t have real friends, just send to yourself and bask in remembered glory.
- How to meet girls. Play Vampire Wars or Fashion Wars, kick their asses, and then invite them to join your clan. Upgrade your friends from a bunch of ugly dudes to a huge stack of beautiful Goth women.
- Sign on as the opposite sex, with corresponding hot photo. Meet members of the same sex, and destroy them in front of their friends (”It was a little small, and I had to finish alone” is the death bringer).
- Start your own Facebook group. Make sure you don’t have your mother as one of your friends, otherwise, you are going to be miserable come face time.
T-shirts are great because they can say what you have always wanted to say, but lack the moral courage (balls) to say. The key to a great t-shirt isn’t the message, but the PLACEMENT. Like real estate, location is the key to having a great tee with a message that really gets what you want to say off your chest without getting your ass beaten.
For the Twitter Nation (What are you doing right now!?)
* Front Side: Tweet!
* Back Side: RT @aplusk Fbk sux.Rly Rly sux.
For Facebook Users (Which Giraffe Spot Pattern are you?!)
* Front Side: Meet new friends every day!
* Back Side: Twitterers are too ugly for Facebook.
16Aug08
War and Peace in 140 characters
Twitterers can update their entire lives within 140 characters. Every space, every punctuation mark, every adjective, noun, and verb is optional. If it gets the message across, 140 characters is optimal. With so many people on Twitter and text messaging, literature as an art form is undergoing radical changes. Imagine What would it have been like in the good old days when Am Lit was a required college course. Let’s take a look!
War and Peace in 140 characters :Rus’n wnter,ballrm dncing, Napl’n Bpte rtrt Mscw, Anastasia, bleak, cold, white dog,borscht,frgid,tundra,french defeated, boiled cabbage…
Ok, that looks easy enough. Let’s try something harder!
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