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31Oct08 How to Give Yourself an iMakeover on Facebook

  1. Be edgy. Pick 5-6 indie bands, preferably emo, and post links to their websites. Never visit the actual sites or listen to their music, but be ready for the influx of girls who like to cut themselves.
  2. Instantly wtfpwn someone politically, and delete their retort. Cut and paste, and send to your “real” friends. If you don’t have real friends, just send to yourself and bask in remembered glory.
  3. How to meet girls. Play Vampire Wars or Fashion Wars, kick their asses, and then invite them to join your clan. Upgrade your friends from a bunch of ugly dudes to a huge stack of beautiful Goth women.
  4. Sign on as the opposite sex, with corresponding hot photo. Meet members of the same sex, and destroy them in front of their friends (”It was a little small, and I had to finish alone” is the death bringer).
  5. Start your own Facebook group. Make sure you don’t have your mother as one of your friends, otherwise, you are going to be miserable come face time.
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