We have all been there. 2:30 in the morning, eyes peeled back like a pair of grapes with toothpicks underneath waiting for the little red thingy at the bottom right hand corner of the screen to pop up and let us know that the latest smart aleck comment was being judged and relayed all over the internet by our groupie friends on FaceBook.
It can be a little addictive.
But it can also cause severe sleep dep, which makes the quick one liners and smartass comments sound dry and oddly disjointed. How do you manage to keep your reign as the edgiest man on your friends network? Fortunately for you, we have a few tips to keep you tight and funny while you get to sleep all you want to, thereby maintaining your edge as the funniest person on the Internet.’
- When inviting new people into your circle of assgrabbing soilhoggers.. .I mean friends.. make sure they are only online during your waking hours. No invites after midnight, because that is like getting the last girl standing at the bar.
- Choose you battles wisely. You do not have to comment on the new baby, or the recent surgeries, or the childrens’ new FaceBook photos. Skip those, mostly because they are too easy and forgettable.
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